No one ever said that Sirius Black was normal now, did they?
James entered the dorm, struggling with the five thick books he was carrying. He dropped them all onto his own bed and then turned to look at Sirius. He raised an eyebrow at his upside down friend, and then shook his head.
James turned to face Sirius as he heard his name.
"James- have you ever hugged a girl and your face has just been...y'know...right there in her breasts?"